Okay, so I just watched Eastenders with my mum because I am bored. Anyway, this kid called Lexi Billie Mitchell got baptized and it was all sweet and cute. Sorta. Anyway, she was baptized by having a small trickle of water poured over her head.
When I got baptized I had my head dunked under 'holy' water for five seconds.
Can you see why I am mad? Blood Catholics dunking my 3 year old head under water. They tried drowning me, I'm certain of it!
Oh, and to add to that, I became partially deaf that same year! I swear they made me deaf.
I hate the Catholics who baptized me.
Maybe why I stopped going to my Catholic church and am now a mix between a Christian and Catholic.
I am the Lord Chritolic.
See, now I'm ever so slightly hyper.
See, I added an 'n' in there to annoy you Miss/Sir.
You are now a mix of being a Miss and a Sir. You are Mir.
OMG. I AM KIND OF HYPER.
But seriously. The Catholic church I got Baptized in tried to drown me but instead made me partially deaf.
Never go to the Catholic church in Lidget Green to baptize your children.
They will try to kill you and also try and make your child partially deaf.
And may also succeed in it.
I warn you now. :3